Today when I was at walmart a display of new crackers caught my eye: Macaroni & Cheese Crackers. Now, I love Macaroni & Cheese and had I not eaten way too many donuts yesterday, I probably would've bought the crackers just to try them, just to know. But really, aren't Cheez-Its Macaroni & Cheese crackers? Are there really a lot of people writing letters to Kraft saying I'd really like a Macaroni and Cheese cracker?
There are some things I'd like:
1. More people who are reliable. Reliable in a good way not in the way that you can always rely on them to let you down and be total flakes and fuck-ups.
2. Lip balm that doesn't make my lips peel off. The Origins one is good but it is so hard going on that it pushes my lips off my face as I swipe it across them. It's called soothing, but it isn't.
3. Stores and restaurants to turn the music down. How could not hearing your customers speak be good business? I get not wanting to hear your parents speak when you are 15, but I want the kid taking my order hear me say NO TOMATOES, PLEASE!
4. Clothes should be good again. Elastic should stop being in sleeves that are too short for arms that are not anorexic. Ruffles have to stop happening unless they are in potato chips and are next to some dip.
5. Prizes and free stuff.
What would YOU LIKE? Comment here, telling us what you'd like or what you had for lunch (or both!) by Friday, May 23rd, at Midnight PST. Your name will be tossed into the empty cracker box and a winner will be chosen at random by a hand covered in crumbs. And since we are into choices and options this week, the prize is the winner's choice of a signed copy of Visual Chronicles, Journal Revolution, or a print from my shop.