In a TSG interview, an emotional Jester said that she had repeatedly warned her teenage neighbors that she did not want to retrieve their football since, "I'm not a ball chaser." Jester, pictured at right, added that she frequently told the young football enthusiasts that she did not want them on her property and did not want to be bothered while she was reading the Bible or eating dinner.
The dad of the football playing kids seems like a dick. His name is Paul Tanis. We're gonna go out on a limb here and say he probably suffers from other issues related to his dick, too. Of course it is entirely possible that Edna is a mean old grandma (though it doesn't seem like it and we're taking her side) and if that is the case, you teach your kids how to avoid the mean old lady on the street and how to kick your ball in the other direction so it doesn't go in her yard. We always knew who to avoid on our street.
We're sending a letter of support to Edna. If you want to, too, her address is on the police report here. Hmmm, there's also an address for that dicky Paul Tanis. You know he's totally googling himself.
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