This morning we opened the front door to find a notice from the Department of Agriculture notifying us that they put traps in our trees in order to expedite their search for "harmful exotic invasive insects."
Yeah, I'll totally be able to sleep now. It says they will be coming weekly to check the traps. I wonder if the traps attract spiders? Or balls? Or stray mangy cats that give off bad vibes? I suspect they just want fruit flies but little do they know, if they want want harmful exotic invasive anything, they have really come to the right place. I wonder if they saw our lemons. Or did they see the lemons and that is what brought them here? Either way, bugs + traps+ white men in suits. I'm outta here.
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