touchdown!!!!!!

Here's a new photo of me praying before today's big game that nobody tackles me or scores a touchdown on us. Oh wait, that's right, I am not on a football team! It's a shame because my new hair style looks exactly like a football helmet with fake curls spray painted on it at a really unflattering angle.  I always wanted to look like a linebacker!
When I went to the salon this morning, I didn't take a photo of a celebrity and I didn't ask the stylist to make magic. I asked her to make me look like me. I brought a photo of myself, just like I always do.  I always only ever want the same thing- an a-line bob, shorter in the back longer in the front and NO 70's VIBE... just like in the photo here of me that I am showing you. And yet, the last few times I have left I have had a pixey with two long pieces in the front or a box on my head (what every short round person wants!). And before that, it was concave bangs. It doesn't matter if I pay $300 or $45. I only ever get the style I want once and then the stylist goes bad or crazy or disappears.

This time I spoke up (nicely) and said the cut was wrong and that the angle was not right but there comes a point where you're sitting there looking at yourself in the mirror and you realize you're just fucked (again).

*This was the photo I took to the salon.

I've been trying some new looks to make myself feel better. Photos are in my flickr.