We've been having to go out in to the world where grown men also happen
to be lately and it's just grossing us out. It's cold and flu season
and men just don't know what do with with themselves and how to do it
politely or quietly.
We learned long ago that straight creatures with penises who also poop and pee can't go more then ten minutes without making a comment about pooping, peeing,or their penises. The ones who can't poop, pee, or use their penises for recreational fun need to talk about these things even more. As if that is attractive.
We're pretty sure that readers of this blog are not older men. But perhaps readers of this blog are women raising boys who will become men. Friends, what you tell your sons about coughing and sneezing in public is crucial. Explaining that it spreads germs and is just gross has no affect on boys or men. The only thing that affects them is their dicks.Try this:
Honey, every time you cough or sneeze in public without covering your mouth, your penis will get smaller. After the third time, it will just fall off. You will have to pee and poop through a bag attached at your hip and sex will never happen. EVER. For real!
Start young, please, even if it means you have to refer to it as a wee-wee. They are slow learners.
We learned long ago that straight creatures with penises who also poop and pee can't go more then ten minutes without making a comment about pooping, peeing,or their penises. The ones who can't poop, pee, or use their penises for recreational fun need to talk about these things even more. As if that is attractive.
We're pretty sure that readers of this blog are not older men. But perhaps readers of this blog are women raising boys who will become men. Friends, what you tell your sons about coughing and sneezing in public is crucial. Explaining that it spreads germs and is just gross has no affect on boys or men. The only thing that affects them is their dicks.Try this:
Honey, every time you cough or sneeze in public without covering your mouth, your penis will get smaller. After the third time, it will just fall off. You will have to pee and poop through a bag attached at your hip and sex will never happen. EVER. For real!
Start young, please, even if it means you have to refer to it as a wee-wee. They are slow learners.
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