Nothing. I got the worst haircut ever and it's all I can think about. It's all Karen is hearing about. It's all that is happening.
Our Bêtes Noires:
~I got the worst fucking haircut EVER! I even said at the time that it was flawed and wrong and ways to fix and it and the stylist just suggested that um wool I might like it better when I go home and blow dry it myself. The back and front are not connected and I think there are STEPS in the back but every time I go to look I nearly faint. If I put gel in the back I could be the Jewish Geisha Kate Gosselin. Photos here and here (of course). I am going to a new stylist to get repaired on friday.
~People these days just put a mask on and call it a Halloween costume. What happened to costume planning? When we were kids we'd spend weeks planning our costumes made of boxes and paper and glue. Costumes need not be expensive but shouldn't they be more than just a pair of horns on a headband or a mask? We think so.
~Women calling themselves COUGARS to sound all hot and sexy. Oh come on. It's just lame. Real really confident women don't need to call themselves pussycat to be attractive.
~My dumbass boyfriend Trader Joe has discontinued the bbq chicken in the tub. I have no idea what my husband and I will eat now. This cougar better find some new meat.
~As soon as I announce that I am super busy with a deadline to meet, everyone wants me to do stuff with them then gets all pissy when I say I can't right now. Even if I could, my hair looks too bad for me to leave the house. Sorry.
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