~Mercury in Retrograde ends next week. It could not be soon enough. We have had enough of all the ridiculousness!
~The turkey club wraps from my boyfriend, Trader Joe. Just the right amount of bacon and tomato.
~New tv shows and the return of old favorites. I loved Curb Your Enthusiasm. Modern Family was funny, too. I still have FlashForward on dvr and will watch this weekend. Can't wait for Dexter!
~Friends helping me instead of hindering, even when I get all PMS snippy and roll my eyes at everything.
~New treats in my mail box from far away lands.
~A brand new camera in my hands.
~I told a reporter that our brother has sparkly-ness. I am still laughing and kind of dying at that one. He does have really sparkly eyes!
Our Bêtes Noires:
~People behind me honking at me to go when there is no way I can go without being killed by an oncoming car. Duh, I would go if I could.
~Women who marry total drug addict freaks then blame the daughter the drug addict freak molested instead of the man, who by the way, LOOKS LIKE A CHILD MOLESTER*.
~Whenever a bunch of celebrities die, everyone on TV says life is short, tell people you love them. How about life is short, love YOURSELF? A little self esteem goes a long way.
~Cool Whip in a can. What a disappointment. If you miss the smell of formaldehyde from 9th grade science, when we REALLY dissected stuff, get Cool Whip in a can.
*One night when Karen and I were procrastinating, we looked up all the registered sex offenders in our neighborhoods. There were 11 registered offenders in my zip code. 8 of the 11 had receding hair lines and mustaches. 4 of the 11 had really thick glasses in that 70's style plastic. They all had crazy eyes.
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