I was going to discuss yesterday's hysterical events and how we did not ruin the bar mitzvah of a cousin we'd never met (whew!), and I will do that soon, but we have more pressing matters to discuss. The entire world is against us. Yes, totally against us. First, they took Wonder Bread away from us So. Calers. Now, they have taken Tab Energy Drink away. No more Tab Energy in the good old U S of A. What the hell am I supposed to have for breakfast with my peanut butter on air? This is almost as bad as when Sara Lee stopped making that really good chocolate cake in the foil pan back in the 70's. Shit! All of our favorite breakfast foods get discontinued.
I am in a really bad mood now and a lack of caffeine, taurine, and melty not too sour jolly rancher flavoring that went great with peanut butter is making it way worse. GRRRRRRR.
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