Reading mail intended for someone else is sooo fun, especially when it is a love letter. The other day my green-eyed friend and I were going to lunch when she looked down on the ground and saw an envelope addressed to Brown Eyes, as if it had been dropped there accidentally. Naturally, she picked it up and when we were in the safety of her car, naturally, I agreed that she should open it. Afterall, I do have brown eyes. If you click on the image to the left, you can read the letter to Brown Eyes from her stalker, too. Of course we giggled and laughed at all the appropriate spots (the entire thing) and then I got to thinking that I must be a total bitch because if my true love gave me a card with this many spelling errors, the errors are all I could focus on. I'd try really hard to enjoy the sentiment, but then, I'd be wondering how he could not know the difference between presents and presence. Then, my thought that I might be a total bitch changed to I might be a spelling and punctuation fanatic, which is weirder because I don't even know when to use a semicolon.
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