It can be really scary when cartoons come to life. Terminix sent Dale Gribble over to kill my termites. Really, it was Dale Gribble~ complete with a Native American son and a certain feeling that the government is intentionally leaving my street off the local map. Before he left, he made sure I knew that even in the electronic age, there are still simple and good ways to get revenge on your neighbors: Just tear the covers off your phone books, soak them in water, then toss over the fence. Your neighbor will attract termites in no time at all. Be sure to take the covers off the phone book so the government can't track it back to you. They put special codes on the cover, ya know.
[Legal Disclaimer: I am just repeating the words of my cartoon- character- come- to- life exterminator. Do not interpret this blog entry as advice in ANY WAY!]
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