One person I did not call was the Purse Fairy. But oddly enough, the Purse Fairy shows up when she is needed the most! Just when you think you have had it and want to dive head first into a tub of non-diet ice cream, The Purse Fairy doorbell ditches you and leaves a box at your door. She usually leaves a cute card, too. That Fairy is good! Those of you with seesters will notice that your Purse Fairy will most often resemble your seester. It's really weird how that is. It's also weird how The Purse Fairy who looks like your seester will know exactly which purse you have lusted after for months.
I'm keeping this beauty far from anything that might leak, looks like it would leak, or has thoughts of leaking.